Total Medals Earned: 32,922 (From
3,548 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 803,395 Points
Complete Your First Shift
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Treat Your First Patient
Perform a Heart Transplant
Fail To Treat a Patient
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Catch a Virus
Take Damage
Run Out Of Lives
Eat a Schnitzel
Use The Toilet
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
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Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
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"Hello darkness, my old friend"
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At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Complete the game and survive.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive and save two of your friends.
Survive without getting any friends.
That's an easy way out.
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
Get your ass chewed on.
Kill 25 zombies in one round.
Beat the Goliath level.
Kill 75 zombies in one round.
Beat the Turtle level.
Kill 25 zombies on the Olympian level.
Kill over 100 zombies in Arcade mode.
Kill 125 zombies in Arcade mode.
Beat the Campaign.
Mouseover your character.
Avenge the poor dwarf, mercilessly ambushed one cloudy night.
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