Total Medals Earned: 32,767 (From 3,531 different games.) Total Medal Score: 800,270 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
(Score 500) Hooray, you know how to play!
Clicking that doesn't do anything!
Thanks for playing this game ten times. Now Jon has something to do tonight.
(Score 1000) You're starting to get the hang of it!
(Score 5000) Either that, or we've go a problem on our hands...
(Score 9100) Sorry, couldn't help myself.
(Score 12500) Congrats. You have no life, like me.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Reach a distance of 50
Reach a distance of 100
Reach a distance of 250
Reach a distance of 400
Reach a distance of 600
Medals Earned: 5/5 (55/55 points)
Scored 5 points.
Scored 25 points.
Scored 50 points.
Scored 75 points.
Scored 100 points.
Start the game
Score 5 Points
Score 10 Points
Score 25 Points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (140/140 points)
Play your first game
Get 10 Points
Play for at least 600 seconds
Flap at least 1000 times
Get 25 Points
Get 50 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
That's gotta hurt!
Medals Earned: 36/36 (500/500 points)
Find a room where Tar Mother can be killed before growing
Kill the snake before killing any roach in Seventh Level 1N2E
Clear Fifth Level
Clear Eighth Floor 4S 3E without drinking the mimic potion
Drop all trapdoors and clear Fifth Level 1N2W
Clear Seventh Level
Clear Fifth Level 1W while turned East for the whole time
Clear Sixth Level
Do not rotate your sword in Seventh Level 3N1E
Cleared Eighth Level
Don't move diagonally in Seventh Level 1S
Clear Fifth Level 1S without turning
Clear all tar in any Eighth Level room
Find the master wall
Don't hit the orb while clearing Fifth Level 3E
Clear Fifth Level 2S 2E without stepping on open yellow doors
Clear Fifth Level 1S 1W without leaving the marked area
Clear Master Intellect room (Seventh Level 2N1W)
Master the hold
Clear Fifth Level 2N without hitting any orb
Conquer Fifth Level 2S without drinking the invisibility potion
Do not turn while clearing Seventh Level 1E
Post-master the hold
Clear a room with Evil Eyes without waking any of them
Medals Earned: 12/13 (65/65 points)
Die for the first time
Find the Forever-Burn Torch cheat
Medals Earned: 3/4 (200/200 points)
reveal all game icons
reveal all portal icon
Medals Earned: 16/20 (155/155 points)
Take the High Road on the Challenging Cliffs course.
Take the Low Road on the Gusty Gulley course.
Shoot the gap on the Pleasant Plains course.
Successfully finish the Pleasant Plains Course
Get a hole in one on the Pleasant Plains course.
End up in the sand 1,000 times.
End up in the water 1,000 times
Successfully finish the Arduous Aquascape Course
Get a hole in one on the Arduous Aquascape course.
Successfully finish the Challenging Cliffs Course
Get a hole in one on the Challenging Cliffs course.
Successfully complete the Gusty Gulley Course
Get a hole in one on the Gusty Gulley course.
Complete the Pleasant Plains course in 50 strokes or less.
Complete the Challenging Cliffs course in 75 strokes or less.
Complete the Gusty Gulley course in 100 strokes or less.
Take a journey on the world famous Failboat!
Play 1000 Holes of Flat Golf
Complete the Arduous Aquascape course in 100 strokes or less.
Finish the Arduous Aquascape course with a perfect shot.