Total Medals Earned: 32,768 (From 3,532 different games.) Total Medal Score: 800,370 Points
Medals Earned: 16/16 (495/495 points)
win stage 1
win stage 2
win stage 3
win stage 4
win stage 5
win stage 6
win stage 7
win stage 8
win stage 9
win stage 10
win stage 11
win stage 12
win stage 16
win stage 13
win stage 14
win stage 15
Medals Earned: 24/24 (700/700 points)
win stage 17
win stage 18
win stage 19
win stage 20
win stage 21
win stage 22
win stage 23
win stage 24
Medals Earned: 12/12 (500/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 15/16 (80/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 10/10 (460/460 points)
5 levels completed
10 levels completed
Second levelpack unlocked
Third levelpack unlocked
All the levels completed
20 levels completed
3500 points earned
10 stars earned
20 stars earned
All the stars earned
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
You got all the gold, but with less skill and finesse than a beatboxing turkey
You were in, out, and on your way to Chotchkie's in just 200 seconds
You got the gold in under 150 seconds, about time you retired to Spain, right?
You dirty tea leaf! You half-inched all that gold in under 110 seconds!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (340/340 points)
Clear Level 1
Clear Level 2
Clear Level 3
Final time under 7m
Final time under 5m
Clear Level 4
Defeat Hip the Snow Wizard
Defeat Elroy
Defeat Lady Seraph
Defeat Bullet Hellington
Medals Earned: 11/11 (500/500 points)
Find all three Mana Cores in Agony Valley.
Find all three Mana Cores in Murmur Marsh.
Find all three Mana Cores in Petal Pass.
Own every costume. Lookin' good!
Defeat the Buzzfairy in two slams or less.
Defeat the Water Gel Knight without taking damage.
Collect all 222 coins in Petal Pass in one run.
Collect all 268 coins in Agony Valley in one run.
Collect all 250 coins in Murmur Marsh in one run.
Defeat Narcure without falling into the spikes.
Get every other medal and beat the game for 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 12/19 (310/310 points)
Maximize the Speed skill!
Don't do aything!
Earn over $100,000!
Succumb to depression and hostility!
Earn over $250,000!
Earn over $50,000!
Earn over $500,000!
Maximize the Size Skill!
Complete the game, earn over $1,000,000!
Earn over $750,000!
Do not upgrade "Health" Skill at all!
Lose over 50 times!