Total Medals Earned: 32,768 (From 3,532 different games.) Total Medal Score: 800,370 Points
Medals Earned: 19/19 (500/500 points)
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advanced the music in the Music Player and explore all the other musics
get your 1st Skull
get 2 Weapons
get $7500
survive 1st day
you upgraded your defense for the maximum level
you upgraded your earnings for the maximum level
get 50 Skull
get 3 Weapons
get $15000
survive for 15 days
survive 20 days
get 100 Skulls
get all 4 weapons
get $30000
survive 25 days
you survived for 30 days and the game is back to square one (1st day)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Trippin' Balls
Die 37 times
Survive the cave of blades
Finish the game
Finish the game with no deaths
Medals Earned: 35/35 (500/500 points)
Unlocked 3 Spirit abilities.
Viewed the entire prologue.
Unlocked 3 Bow Use abilities.
Unlocked 3 Melee Combat abilities.
Faced kobolds and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 3 Conjuration abilities.
Faced orcs and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 3 Movement abilities.
Unlocked a battalion slot.
Unlocked 3 Alchemy abilities.
Unlocked 3 Armor Use abilities.
Completed the tutorial.
Visited the developer's website
Unlocked 6 Bow Use abilities.
Unlocked 6 Movement abilities.
Unlocked 6 Alchemy abilities.
Unlocked 6 Spirit abilities.
Unlocked 6 Conjuration abilities.
Unlocked all 3 battalion slots.
Unlocked 6 Armor Use abilities.
Faced skeletal wizards and emerged victorious!
Faced tellers of visions and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 6 Melee Combat abilities.
Faced zealots and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Movement tree!
Faced demons and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Armor Use tree!
Faced iron golems and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Melee Combat tree!
Unlocked an entire Alchemy tree!
Unlocked an entire Bow Use tree!
Unlocked an entire Spirit tree!
Unlocked an entire Conjuration tree!
Unlocked 5 heroes
Defeated the final boss.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (500/500 points)
Complete the main game.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (205/205 points)
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (295/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (455/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (410/410 points)
Smash 5 gold piles
Smash 5 bone piles
Fall 20 tiles
Vandalize the courtyard fountain
Kill 100 Enemies
Kill a zombie with the basic slash
Beat the Goblin King without taking damage
Beat the Tower Demon without taking damage
Beat 10 levels consecutively without dying
Collect all 6 hidden gems
Beat the game 100%
Medals Earned: 15/15 (515/515 points)
Survive the first encounter.
Survive the second encounter.
Cut down 20 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Survive the third encounter.
Survive the fourth encounter.
Survive the fifth encounter.
Survive the sixth encounter.
Survive the eighth encounter.
Cut down 100 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Survive the seventh encounter.
Survive the ninth encounter.
Cut down 250 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Complete the story mode.
Cut down 100 enemies in 360 degrees survival mode.
Complete the 360 degrees story mode.