Total Medals Earned: 32,767 (From 3,531 different games.) Total Medal Score: 800,270 Points
Medals Earned: 18/18 (490/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (125/225 points)
Reached a score of at least 300 in Level 12.
Completed Level 1 – 11 in Collection mode on YWHTG difficulty. You put hedgehogs to shame.
Completed Level 1 – 11 in Survival mode on YWHTG difficulty. I salute you.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (450/450 points)
Reach the target number of people served
End with 50% of people awed
End with 50% of people happy
End with 50% of people satiated
End with 50% of people scared
Medals Earned: 6/6 (310/310 points)
Maximum Knowledge
Large beasts will impress the urbanites
Absorb ALL the magic
Stay within the nest, make the game harder
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
Get some stone
Retire
Medals Earned: 5/5 (280/280 points)
Complete five missions
Bankrupt the company
Beat the game in 15 seconds
Let net worth reach 20M before forcing it back to 0
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)
You've defeated the second boss
You defeated the first boss.
You've defeated the 3rd boss.
You've found every item.
You've purchased every upgrade.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (305/305 points)
Play Yu Jammin
Release your first track.
Release a song that uses "snd_fartreverb"
Release five different songs.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (235/235 points)
Complete tutorial (complete level 5)
Collect 100 gummybear
Open all bonuses.
Complete all levels.
Collect all stars (150 stars).