Total Medals Earned: 32,768 (From 3,532 different games.) Total Medal Score: 800,370 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (240/240 points)
Sit through a loading screen.
Start Game 2.
100% Hailfire Peaks.
100% Treasure Trove Cove.
100% Spiral Mountain.
Locate the secret screen.
100% Grunty Industries.
100% Game 1.
Complete the game without getting hit.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (400/400 points)
complete level 3
shoot all of your bullets
complete level 10
complete level 15
complete level 24
Medals Earned: 5/5 (90/90 points)
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (210/210 points)
Completed the first level, have a medal!
Complete the Hot Zone
Complete the Cool Zone
Get a Total Score of more Than 5000
Complete the Dark Zone
Get a Total Score of more Than 10000
Get your Honey Comb back!
Find the hidden Tophat
You found your balls, don't forget to play with them!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Remember and repeat ten beard movements.
Remember and repeat 20 beard movements!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Defeat your first opponent. He "works" for you now.
Take out 10 duellists.
Kill 25 characters. Make it hurt.
Massacre at least 50 combatants.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (225/225 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (180/180 points)
Complete the tutorial puzzles.
Complete the final 10x10 grid.
Complete the first 20x20 grid.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 13/13 (125/125 points)
Finish all levels in the Forest of Noob
Finish all levels in the Minus Sea
Finish all levels in Spoony City
Collect 100 berries
Collect 300 berries
Collect 600 berries
Get 1 A-rank
Get 10 A-ranks
Get 25 A-ranks
Get 45 A-ranks
Kill all plants in Level 1-13 (then beat it)
Bounce on 20 trampolines in a single level (then beat it)
Die 20 times in a single level (then beat it)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (35/35 points)
Herp da derp.
Revenge is a dish best served anonymously.
She's not really a clown. She's Satan.
Why? Because you can!
What are underclassmen for?
Please excuse my brotherly love.